Clever Facebook Status Updates

by Ankit on March 10, 2012

Posting a cool and clever Facebook status update on you Facebook account can help you to make your account livelier. Also it helps you to get tons of comments from your friends. Below I have compiled a list of some clever Facebook status updates that you can post on your Facebook profile.

Clever Facebook status

So here we go:

  • Everything is getting more and more expensive. Except for people, that are getting cheaper and cheaper.
  • If you really want to do something, you’ll find a way. But if you don’t, you’ll find an excuse.
  • My life is open book but only few have the permission to read it.
  • I don’t like to think myself as ‘Special’ I like to think myself as limited edition. ;)
  • I never look for trouble; it just always manages to find me.
  • Like this if you like to like things.
  • If you think that people are trying to pull you down, it simply means that you are above them.
  • Problem of solving a problem is not a problem, but when a problem solves a problem without any problem then the problem is not at all a problem. Any problem?
  • Today I accidently stepped on a cornflake! So, I am a cereal killer now :D
  • I am free of all prejudices. I hate all my friends equally…
  • Do you know why we sometimes write “Etc” In Exams? Beoz It means. . . . E (End Of) T (Thinking) C (Capacity)
  • Mr X says A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world…
  • My story in a single sentence: Genius by birth evil by nature human by chance. :D
  • Biggest Mystery of Maths, 1000s of years passed, Millions of theorems derived, Millions of formulas made, but still, X is unknown!
  • Dedicated to all my haters, remember, its mind over matter: I don`t mind & you don`t matter…
If you liked above post then you would also love reading some more cleaver Facebook status updates.

So, that was all from me, if you have any other Clever Facebook Status, then please share it in the comments section.

 


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Ankit is the founder of Geek Revealed. He is tech Geek who loves to sit in front of his square headed girlfriend all day long. :D   You can find Ankit on FaceBook or Google Plus

{ 2 comments }

pratik April 16, 2012 at 2:11 pm

“IF YOU DON’T LIKE OUR SENSE OF HUMOR, PLEASE TELL US SO WE CAN…………… LAUGH AT YOU.”
This is from my side.

Admin April 17, 2012 at 1:24 pm

Good one :)

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